Slaughterama Mama:

Derby number: 867-5309

Myspace page: myspace.com/147895744

Motto: "I peed a little"

Hates: middle of the night dirty dishes, bad moms and republicans.

Obsessions: gwar, school, babies, and learning to make babies at gwar school.

Idols: Bill Clinton and Sleazy P. Martini

Bands/Music: Bands from other countries and bands from other planets.

Hobbies: Teaching my son about hip checks, tuning those C's into A's, buying new furniture ad nauseum, hosting the show where people bet their lives to win something big. Cause when your life is shit, then you haven't got much to lose...

My area of genius: The uterus

My secret revealed: wouldn't you like to know...

Least favorite place to be: sleeping on a bench in a random hallway at CSU

How I pay my bills: pawning useless appendages from former friends.

Criminal I most resemble: Stephanie Tanner

Always in my fridge: cleanliness and godliness.

Books: Nuerological anatomy

Things I can't live without: my kid and proper copin mechanisms
Favorite past time: Giving the people what they want. And what the people want could only be the senseless slaughter of the gutter-slime that litters this nation for cash and prizes.

Places I am banned from: mentor mall and america- but not the mall of america.

Favorite unknown dance move: all of thriller

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