Pain Austen:

Myspace page: myspace.com/odieohio

Motto: “I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them…” ~ The original Jane Austen

Hates: Rattles, pettiness, snobbery

My area of genius: bestowing vexatious injuries upon my opponents

Books: Skate and Skateability, Slide and the Tripthebitch, North-hang-her Stabbey, Maimsfield Smack, Slamma

Favorite Past time: sitting in my parlor, cleaning and lubricating my skate bearings whilst pondering the forthcoming demise of she who might wish to cross me

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