Morgue'N:

Derby Number: 6’ Under

Myspace page: myspace.com/morguenbrrg

Favorite quote: “The only thing that is constant is change”

Hates: bad spelling and grammar, ignorance, animal testing, hair in the bathroom sink, paying my tax estimates to the City of Lakewood, paying for postage, chapped lips, arthritis in my feet and knees, people that don’t recycle, when I go to the grocery store and the bagger puts one thing in those stupid blue plastic bags and then put all of my cans in one bag

Obsessions: celebrity gossip, art history and pop culture, French pastries and chocolate

Bands/Music: cheesy 80s music, The Fray, Southland, Death Cab for Cutie, The Beatles, Mr. Morgue’N of course!

Idols: John Lennon, the Dahli Lama

Movies: Pee Wee’s Big Adventure, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Pulp Fiction, , The Usual Suspects, American Splendor, Crumb, Elf, Amélie, A Very Long Engagement, City of Lost Children

Hobbies: reading, derby, having fun

My area of genius: sleeping, my vast knowledge about pop culture

Passions: knocking down bitches and hearing them cry

My secret revealed: I have no rhythm

Least favorite place to be: in a Port-O-Potty or a fish market

How I pay my bills: counting beans

Always in my fridge: water, cheese, and beer

Things I can’t live without: friends, Mr. Morgue’N and our boys, food and water and Vaseline

Favorite past time: traveling to foreign lands, fine dinners, being lazy, sleeping in late

Dream Job: Bounty Hunter

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